so that wasnt chicken after all
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
