I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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