She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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