would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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I need you to use more vowels.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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