its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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