I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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