Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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