i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
This beer is not sobering me up at all
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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