69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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