i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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