Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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