girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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