How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Randomize
