He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Congratulations! We have a period
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