You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
