did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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