We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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