I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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