Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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