Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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