Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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