he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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