I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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