so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Can't talk, ducks in the car
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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