Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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