Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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