Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
