3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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