I'm going to jail i love you
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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