it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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