i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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