ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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