why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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