I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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