if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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