why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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