i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Randomize
