You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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