the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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