Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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