I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Randomize
