I'm really into asian looking animals
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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