Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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