The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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