Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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