problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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