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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's just like the Real World with babies
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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