She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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