I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
...so i touched it.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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