She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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