just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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